I am so unhappy about Girlfriends pooping.?

I dont know what to do, I am so unhappy about Her sick antics, I am just exhausted from dealing with Her temper tantums, less than an hour ago She threw Her poop at Me in the house, I am talking about a college educated women here, this women has worked as a commercial pilot for the last twelve years, She is absolutly beatuiful to look at, and the sweetest woman that you would ever want to be around, but when She gets mad the only way She feels that She can express it is by crapping on something that is yours or throwwing Her poop at Me! have you ever had someone throw a fresh turd at you? am I the only one that deals with this kind of crap? someone tell Me that I am not alone! please.